Wednesday, June 29, 2011

A Free Week Pass

This post is definitely for the women- and men if you wish to have some insight in women, feel free to continue reading.

Every month- as known, we women are met by our special "friend" that decides to visit for 4-7 days. She can be a pain in the ass! But you know what's worse than her- the PMS that visits you the week or days before your friend Period decides to come over. Now- pmsing is when all your hormones are all over the map and not only do we become bitchy and emotional- we become needy!! Now- men, we know we are annoying during this moment- that is the worst part!! We know it!! But we sure as hell can't do shit about it! It's something that overcomes us- all of a sudden all of our insecurities are thrown out on the surface and as much as we try to act cool- we can't!! So we become extra clingy- all of a sudden questioning every thing!!! And we turn to the men in hopes that they could help us with all our doubts. To know that you do in fact care... Even though deep down inside we know you do!! But then of course doubt is placed there due to our great friend PMS. So... Men, please give us this week of a free pass. Work with us a little bit- I promise once it's over- we will go back to being the one you know and love! And if we cry- don't get scared...

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Just Go With It

Is it not crazy when you stop and look around to notice all the changes that have occurred in such a short period of time in your life? When you stop and wonder when did it all change and did you ever imagine it would turn out this way? Not only are you wondering how you got here- but will it change again and before you know it what you thought you knew was just as fake as all the other shit that went down in the past.

Isn’t life crazy?  You are never sure of anything!! Because it is not only your thoughts and actions involved- but the ones you love and surround you- their actions affect you as well!!

I am 28 years old (you will read this now and after it will forever delete from your memory) and if you would have asked me 10 years ago were I would have thought to have been at this age of my life- none of my answers would have been correct. Not one single one of them- I am not married, not in the exact position I wish to be in my career, nor do I have a child of my own.

Now don’t get me wrong- I love my life and honestly I am not ready for none of the of the things my 18 year old self wanted (only maybe the career part- but the marriage I ran from 4 years ago and the children is no where near my idea of a lifestyle at this moment) but what I mean is- that was my idea 10 years ago! Now, I slowly see myself one step closer to what it is I want NOW; however, what makes me say what I want now I will still want when I am 38? Nothing is ever clear… no matter how many questions you ask and no matter how many answers you receive. No one ever stays the same, not even yourself- we all change! No matter what that saying “No one ever changes” - which we have all heard and used used in our lifetime- might say, I don’t buy it. If anything we never STOP changing. I am who I am now- more real than I have ever been in my life…. But 10 years from now I might be someone else completely.

All I can say... is just live your life to the fullest- don't regret a damn thing and LIVE and LOVE!! Now I am not saying to not think ahead of yourself. Go ahead and plan, I mean what else can you do…. but life plays out its course the way it wants to, all you have to do jump on the wave and JUST GO WITH IT.  

Monday, June 27, 2011

She has No Friends: Smurf Addition

Ok- you know that "Less is more" saying? Well, apparently Hayden Panettiere never understood that concept. It looks like she woke one day and got inspired by a smurf!! I mean, Smurfette is cool and all- but let's not get inspired by her.  This is just to much!! The dress, in general, isn't that bad, if she wore it alone- but those blue stockings?!? Then besides being real dark ALL AROUND, she adds black heels to this horrendous outfit!! I really can't with her choice of clothing that she decided to wear. She should have ditched the navy blue stockings, added some nude ones (if it was cold, if not don't wear any!) and maybe instead of black heels go with nude heels. 
NOTE: Every woman should own two pair of heels- black and nude ones! I mean, you have those colors and you really don't need to worry much when it comes down to the shoe department.
However, do worry about the hot mess of matching to the T. All because you are wearing one specific color DOES NOT MEAN you have to wear everything else the same exact color! Play with colors, be a little daring. Wear all black but with nude or colored shoes. Something of that sense!
So Hayden, nice attempt- but total fail. "Save the Cheerleader, save the world." (Heroes Fan know that saying!). Apparently no one saved you from this hot mess! I hate to be the one to tell you- but you have NO FRIENDS

Saturday, June 25, 2011

NY passes Gay Marriages!

I just have to blog about how happy I am that New York is now one of the states that has legalized Gay Marriages. We have to see that everyone, gay, straight, bisexual, lesbian, etc. should have the same rights!! It should not matter when it comes to marriages if the one getting married is not marrying the opposite sex. Marriage is an extra bond to their love, a tie and announcement to the one they love! Now, rather you love some one of the same sex- shouldn't matter!! Love is love! It isn't meant to be understood! Whoever has  been in love, can be asked to describe it and I am sure there is no specific way to explain it. IT JUST IS!
So New York, congrats to a huge movement and making the right choice. I bet the celebration there is a fantastic one! I hope with time all the other states that have yet to legalize this will start to realize that it isn't fair to take away a right from someone simply because they aren't what one would consider "normal." We live in a world where no one is the same- it's something beautiful- the ones who haven't realized that need to open their eyes and see the beauty in it! 


Remember- real love doesn't see more than the love of another. It doesn't need to make sense- it simply is!!

Friday, June 24, 2011

Cinderella has Nothing on Vero!

Let me take this time to tell you all about Veronica (the blonde seen in the picture above)- or as I call her Vero. She is the kind of woman that wants to conquer the world with her hair lose, make-up in tack and wearing an incredible fashionable outfit. She would go about asking anyone and everyone whatever questions she feels the need to be known (it's her journalist instincts, I think).  But what you have to admire is how she is never shy to ask her questions. It could be to a waiter, who is picking up the dishes as she stops him dead on his tracks to just ask some random question. The one being asked the question quickly moves their gaze from her to Fio, Isel and myself. We tend to just stare back- waiting to hear the response. Guess what?! They always respond! So she always gets that quote she needs for her story.
Now, when she isn't stuck in the editing room or in front of the camera reporting she can be found safely in her house. When her quest to make herself heard in this world is place on paused, she is training to become the prefect housewife. One of the many things she enjoys to do at home is bake- who knows if thats her practicing for the future husband or simply because she loves sweets so much that she has a need to perfect it! I am going with the second choice here... and trust me I don't mind her attempts to bake, cause she actually knows how to and she tends to feed us with goodies when we see her! Now when she isn't backing- she has a Cinderella complex- she is cleaning and washing clothes. Fio and I always tend to wonder how much does a girl, who is barely ever home, have to clean and pick up every Sunday. But truth be told- it is still a mystery to us! Hey Vero, when you can would you share that info with us?
But hands down, one thing I honestly love about her- is that the conversations are never dull. We could be talking about work, love on another moment, and then how to go down on a man the other. Yes, we will have all these conversations out on public and when we three or four (Vero, Fio, Me and Isel) get together we are not that quietest bunch- actually I am damn sure we are the loudest. Now- ask us if we care? I will promise the answer will be a straight out No. Then we have our girls or Troop night out- which always end up in some club. Now in the club you can see Vero quickly shaking her head side to side and raising her arms in the air when one of the songs she loves comes about. She always looks out for us girls and if some ugly guy attempts to dance or talk, she quickly grabs our hands and moves us out of the way. Cause as she would say: "Friends don't let friends talk to ugly guys!"
So Vero, girly, we need to continue on with our dreams and start drinking our Cliquot daily! And hey you can continue practice being the good future housewife and feel free to clean up my room. I am sure you will do it perfectly! Love you!

Boss Bitch: Marilyn Monroe

As promised- I am going to write my first post on a woman I find absolutely memorable: 
Marilyn Monroe. 

Who has not heard of the beautiful Marilyn Monroe? Yes, she was known as a sex symbol, thought of as just a pretty little face that used her looks to get what she needed... but I see beyond that. She knew what she was doing- she knew what she wanted and granted she may have used her feminine ways to get them- but what woman in history has not at one point or another? And (just some quick advice) if you haven't used your feminine ways, try it! You will see the charm in being a woman and with just a smile how you can get what you need.


Marilyn was a foster child, moved from house to house, never really having a home. She dreamed of the great life- being famous! She started as a model and soon became an actress. She dreamed it and made it a reality and for that I generally admire this woman. She made sure to continue with more- opening her own production company "Marilyn Monroe Productions" and from there she released a movie.
But behind her success was a just a simple woman- one ALL of us can relate to. Because even after all the things us women do, after all the success and achievements we accomplish- we simply want to be loved. That is one thing us women do have in common. 


"A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night" - Marilyn Monroe

So like all women- she simply wanted to be loved and accepted for HER. Not for the image she had created. She wanted to be accepted.


"I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent. " -Marilyn Monroe


Sadly Marilyn Monroe's life ended when she was only 36 years old due to an overdose. One is never to sure if it was a suicide or not and I guess one will never really have the answer to that. But it is a fact that she made an impact on not only the life of entertainment but on many different people- men and women alike. 
So why would I add Marilyn to my post about Fantastic Women? Because through all the beauty- she was not scared to be in a man's world and still play the role of a woman. She played a dumb one- granted- but that was all an act! She was smarter then she led on to be, simply because, I believe,  she imagined that the world would accept her better in that manner.


"I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn't argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn't." - Marilyn Monroe


But times have changed and women nowadays are taken more seriously. However, as women we need to realize that we can still be the way we are, be "women-like" and still be able to do all a man can do in his world. Because after all- we all have a little bit of a Boss Bitch in us- the way Marilyn did. One simply needs  to learn how to not be scared to show off, be great, be better and all the while rocking the hot heels. Ha! Beat that men!  
"Well behaved women rarely make history." - Marilyn Monroe

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

DANGER: Love Advice from me!

LOVE. A word so damn powerful that it scares the crap put of me. Don't get me wrong, I feel like I am the type of girl that is perfect to that one man she loves, but sincerely, do to past events I am a little scared to fall again. 


But then again, it's something you really can't run from, now is it? I mean what are you going to do- hide in a room all alone and never make contact with another person? And I mean- you can do that- but how boring!! How does one not crave that affection from another being? The kissing, the hugs and especially the sex! Of course you could always just be here and there with different people and make sure to avoid any connection. That's okay at first, fun even and I do recommend it for the women who haven't done this at least once... but eventually don't you want to be that woman or man that the other will always remember? Listen, if I am going to make you a part of my life- even if it's only for a time period and not forever- you better believe I am going to mark it to the point that you will always remember me... I simply won't be another one on a list- unless I want to be (which is the advice I gave out earlier to the women who haven't had that just one random person. Doesn't have to be a one night stand- but somebody that you just don't care enough to really remember them later on in your life.) Am I making myself clear? 


Now ladies- how do you not become just some one on their list? Stand out!! Be crazy!! Be yourself but make sure that men realize that you are YOU!! Don't fall into the category that they have made for us. You know which one I am speaking of-  the one that we are needy beyond their control and that they have us in the palms of their hand and that all we do is to please them. Yea that bullshit... but lets be realistic- they are right about most of us. And those women are the ones that fall in that list I am talking about. Now- I know it's hard to stop being this way (trust me) but if you are going to be like this... make sure you do stuff that stands out!! I know I am the type of woman that is needy and technically likes to please the one I like... but I sure as hell (for reasons I don't even know) stand out! I have been called crazy by most of the men in my life. Maybe it's my temper and I speak out beyond, I am my own individual but I am not scared to tell a man what it is I want. So my fellow women- don't be scared to be yourself... don't let a man make you be a certain manner... because why would they want to be with someone who is fake? BE REAL... honestly it's super easy and if you don't make an impact then... you might just be a lost cause.

Teaser for Upcoming Posts

I have decided to dedicate a post every week to fantastic women. I am not only going to sit and speak about past women who have marked history (which I will mention them as well) but of all women. Through it all, we women are great and I would love to share that with my readers. I do, however, have to thank my Monster- Joseph- for this idea. After all he was the one who told me to do posts of this topic.

Other posts I think I shall continue is "She has no Friends" because I always find it fun to make fun of someone's bad taste on fashion. 

So I hope you guys stick around and continue to read my blog. My next post will be about Fantastic Women... so stay tuned.

And remember these wise words from Marilyn Monroe- "Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world." 

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

She has NO Friends-Part Duex


I know that I don't have to say much to this mess... but let me go just add a few things... cause my mind is going all over the place with this!


What was Paula Abdul thinking? I mean, she was never a Fashion Queen, but what happened here? It looks like she had an idea of doing this nice black sexy dress and then all of a sudden, she ran out of fabric and got inspired by flamenco and BOOM- this came out! And I go back to saying- she has NO FRIENDS and if she thinks she does, they aren't her friends!! Why would Paula think this looked good? Just staring at her and that smile, I actually feel bad for her! Her hairdo doesn't even go with this outfit either- but then again, what the hell would even go with this outfit?! So Paula, do us all a favor, go back home- burn that dress and just stay locked up in the house for some time... let this pass and next time, don't be so daring. Go with something you know won't be so foolish. Simple is actually nice!! 


On my last note- I will forever hate my girls if I were to put his dress on and they let me go out the door like that! So Paula- you have no friends!

July Vacation brought to a Halt!


Well it's definite I will definitely not be going on that cruise that my sister had invited me to. You know the one I did a post about that leaves on July 3 and for a week takes you around the Caribbean in the largest cruise that exists- Allure of the Seas. Yea that one!!  I was already picturing myself tanning, drinking a daiquiri of some sort and just enjoying every moment. But since yours truly is a responsible woman and I am now working with this project, I can't possibly ask for a whole week off (and yes you better believe I actually did think about asking), especially being that on that same week the talent starts arriving to Miami. So my white legs and arms, shall be whiter for a longer period. No tan for me. Sorry to all those that I blind as I wear my shorts or dresses this summer. Crazy part about this project, not only did it extinct my cruise, but even my Costa Rica trip that I had been invited by my dear parents (I told you I was spoiled!) is in the endangered species list. There goes seeking that calm in the rainforest and just being surrounded by the beauty of nature- Pura Vida. But hey, I will let you know how this one trip plays out. I mean, it is only endangered, not extinct!!  The only trip that looks promising is the trip to Chicago that "him" and I have planned for September. So the windy city for a long weekend- you seem to be good. Let's keep it that way!!! 

I  just realized I had a vacation planned for each month, I guess it shows that I love to travel. I  absolutely love going out and meeting new places! It truly is one of my favorite things to do. I work just to vacation. True fact... and what I tend to love production is that I tend to have a little bit of time in between projects to be able to go away- just like I did this past month with Seattle! 

So it then leads me to the people that have never vacation (not because they can't but they just never have) or the ones that simply don't like it. I mean, I don't get it!! And let me tell you, I am the most open minded person you would EVER meet... I get all type of people and their craziness. The only thing I will judge is ones outfit... and yes I will laugh at your expense of bad taste. But other than that- I don't get it... hate vacations? I mean... what? WHY? How could that not bring you excitement? 

Well enough of me, cause God knows that I love to just go on about myself. But I would love to know- am I wrong to just not get this? 

Project Runway- Latin America

Let me let you guys in on my recent job and project. I am working in Project Runway- Latin America season two. Now, it has been years since I have worked in a reality show and I could at least have comfort knowing that this project won't be like the last reality show I worked in. At least I very much pray and hope it's not anything like that past disaster. Now, yours truly is doing what apparently she does really well, I will be the Talent Coordinator, which means taking care of the hostess and the judges. At the moment we are in the preproduction era, which let me tell you how much I dislike this moment. I mean, it is all about office work, you are no where near a studio or behind the scenes and seeing the action seems like it's light years away!! But instead I have to dress the part, with heels and all, come to the office, sit in a cubicle and start to do office work.  You know, getting everything ready for when the day comes that the cameras are rolling, you are prepared- which by the way the first day of production you are NEVER prepared. Now, honestly, I don't mind all the preplanning part of the production life if I had more things to do!! But since I am only taking care of talent this time around, it leaves my work limited to not really have much to do until the talent actually arrives in Miami. So during the low times (which are right now), I am going to take advantage and blog to you guys about the job I am at. I mean, I know once the talent gets here and we start to record, my peace and calm that I am so bored of right now will be quickly missed!!


 Well, bottom line is- I am grateful. I love new projects, I love bringing them forth and realizing that I was born on this beautiful planet to do just this... of course I DREAM BIG and I know I will be more than this and become a producer within due time... but until then, I will sit here and work and get the experience. After all when it's something you love to do, it stops being work and just becomes a career. I hope all of you are as fortunate to do what you love! If not- go seek it! You only live once and why live doing it to do something you don't love??

Monday, June 20, 2011

Happy Birthday Pris!

Today is my baby sister's (from another mother and father- ha!) birthday!! It's the first time in three years that I have not celebrated it with her and it honestly does touch the heart a little, but I promise you P we will go out and celebrate it later this week, just the way we know how to celebrate!! However, let me give you guys a little background on Priscilla, on my "Loquita", she was the one who I always went to whenever I wanted to get lost for a little bit- and trust me we had plenty of getaways to my parent's beach apartment, where we would laugh, dance and drink all night long. WE LOVED BEING ROWDY BECAUSE WE ARE BRATS!! I have spent some of the most funniest and craziest moments with her. And even though we hated each other in the being... time passed and we found something in common- a certain love for a certain individual and that bond made us sisters. So even after many fights and drunken nights, I always knew that no matter what she had my back and as she always told me, no one will ever replace me, I knew exactly what she meant, because no one will ever replace her in my life. 
So baby girl even if I am not there next to you, know I am honestly celebrating it and wishing you the best. I love you Brat!!

Girl Talk

Ok, so this post is dedicated to all of the women out there going or have recently gone through a heartache. Now, I know that no matter what one says, "It's for the best." "You deserve better." "You will find someone who loves you." etc. that the pain is still very much locked up on your chest, to the point in which it almost does feel like the heart is actually breaking and those words don't mean a damn thing. Cause even if all those words said are very much true, it doesn't mean that ones heart still doesn't want that one man next to them, for him to be the one who loves us and that he be exactly what we deserve. I know exactly what that feels like and all I can say is that TIME does heal all and with time all those words start to make sense and that heart that now is in pieces, slowly starts gluing itself together. The way I see it, it didn't happen, it didn't work with that person because it simply wasn't meant to be.  I speak in this tone now because I was there just recently and while I thought my world was over, it was only a chapter of my life that closed. I cried, I hid away for some time, but then I quickly let my heart out and opened it to another. I am not saying "he" is going to be the one I live my "happily ever after" with, but he sure as hell looks like a potential to that and just to have that makes me realize that I will be okay. I gave it time and while a piece of my heart is still very much with Jo (and maybe it will always be), I know that the rest of it is going out to someone else and I am smiling now NOT because I feel like I need to, but because I generally have reasons to. So ladies, the ones who have been here and the ones that are going through it right now- I am not going to say this is all happening for the best... because deep down, I believe, you actually know it is for the best, but doesn't mean it hurts any less. However, you will see that with time all will be fine and you will actually smile because someone is giving you reasons to. So take the moments that you need, cry when you feel like you should, get angry and then simply find a reason to smile, trust me you deserve it AND THAT PERSON THAT WANTS TO GIVE YOU ALL OF THEM IS WAITING, to see you smile... Promise

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Boobs save the Human Race!

I went to Target yesterday, out of boredom and of course ended buying things I really didn't need but hey, why not. Well one of the things I bought was this month's issue of the Cosmo Magazine. I would like to talk about a quick fact I read.


Did you know that we are the only mammals that have boobs 24/7? All other mammals only have them after given birth, which is obviously to breast feed. But the question is, WHY? Well according to anthropologist we have evolved into having them at all times to attract men! So ladies next time men are staring at your boobs and not your face (which you probably spent a good fifteen minutes applying make-up to), don't blame them- Blame Evolution!! Because the fact that we have our boobs at all times (and honestly, I love my boobs so I am not complaining) to remind men of a sign fertility which then makes them want to have sex with us (I guess it is our fault that they always want some!). All of this to continue on with the human race!! Well then, I guess maybe it is because of our beautiful breast that we humans have not become extinct. YAY BOOBIES! 

That's a good Cookie!

Hey guys!!

Sorry I haven't blogged much, must be getting writers block. Anyways, just wanted to drop by to say, if you are a Pepperidge Farm fan, go on and try the Milano Melts. I mean, I have always loved the regular Milanos (honestly one of my favorites), but these are amazing!!! 
Ok well, I will be back shortly with another topic, a much more interesting one, PROMISE!!!

Thursday, June 16, 2011

The Summer of a Lifetime

Have you ever had a summer that changed your life? Like those summers you see in movies and you always wondered if that will happen to you? I honestly, never thought it would happen to me... but it did. Three years ago- I worked on my first REAL job, a job that made me change my whole mind and career decision. It made me realize, I was not meant to be in a 9-5 job (which I always knew, hence why I wanted to be a journalist),and that I wasn't suppose to live the life my parents wanted me to... but during this summer job I found me and I realized I enjoyed, even loved, the chaos that follows production. It was a summer of finding myself, falling in love, and finding my soul sisters. 
So it all started because I was bored in school- one of my last semesters at FIU and I had to much time in my hands, so I looked up internships and found one with SBS- their television channel Mega TV. They were creating a TV show and I was needed to do office work during pre-production. Then, with time I was offered a production assistant job, along side me was Fiorella (Fio), Veronica (Vero) and Joseph (Monster!). I should have known right then, just meeting these three that that summer was going to be a very different one.
We worked like vampires- came out only at night and slept during the day. During our days off we would hang out together, since everyone else we knew were like normal people who slept during the hours the moon was out. Now, during this crazy schedule, I started seeing my fiancee (yes, I was actually engaged once!) less and less. And with seeing him less and less, I started noticing how very wrong we were for each other... I finished that relationship and continued with my life altering summer.
Not only was I now single, but I was doing things I never did... like sleep over a boys house (Joseph), going to clubs, drinking in places I shouldn't have (Ha! Fio and Jo know what I am talking about. Think Club Roof Top), everything without my parent's knowledge. I, all of a sudden, felt a sense of freedom and peace overcome my body. I was being me and for once not caring what others thought. Especially not caring what my parents thought, nor past friends, nor anyone!! It was right then, I just knew, this was that moment, that summer, that would overcome every other summer in my life. I found myself and I did it side to side with my closest friends today- Fio, Vero, and Jo. The funny part is, that summer didn't only change my life, but for them. Ask Fio, Vero and Jo if that crazy summer of "Gabriel" changed them in someway and I assure you they would answer... "Hell yea it did!"

X-Men: First Class

Finally got to watch X-men: First Class yesterday! I had been wanting to see this film since it came out and even though I have had obstacles get in my way-I mean who gets to a movie theatre that doesn't have power and therefore can't open it's doors to clients?!- I finally got to see it!!

I never expected it to be the movie of the year, but it was exactly what I had envisioned. It gave all the details in which are needed to know the true story of Magneto, Professor X and the Academy for the gifted. 

The portrayal of Erik- later known as Magneto, was personally my favorite. You learn to actually love him in some ways and realize that maybe he isn't that evil, he just truly is scared of having the past repeat itself, but instead of a camp filled with with Jewish people, a camp filled with mutants- ending all their lives because they simply were not "normal." Also, to finally see how the friendship of Erik and Charles started was interesting. Cause after all, we know they have a past we simply don't know how close they were and in this film you see how they considered each other brothers. However, their future is all about them being mortal enemies and even after they fight, they still generally care for each other and through this film, we learn their history!

Also, I quickly need to say I love how they added links and brief history of  the other characters. Having Cyclops' brother involved was great! Giving us a view of how The Beast looked before he actually turns blue and fluffy! And of course, having Mystique mixed in and actually have her story of how she loved Charles but slowly chose Erik because he was the only one to ever appreciate her original form. Now the mutant visit that caught my attention and made me smile when I saw it, had to be the one with Wolverine! Perfect touch to the film.

All in all, if you are a Marvel fan and if you definitely are a X-men fan, I recommend you go and watch this film. It's not Oscar winning, but it sure is entertaining and if you are like me- who loves more details in characters- you would appreciate this film. Because it gives you details that you might have questioned in the past. So go... stop reading all my spoiler and see it and if you already have, let me know what you think of it!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

"Soul meets soul on lovers' lips."

What is it about us- humans in general- that love to kiss? It's almost magical, is it not? While every kiss isn't that special- there are those few that are so passionate that you know you will just always remember. Especially if the one you are sharing the kiss with is the one you have this connection with. Now those, those kisses, those moments are the ones that live in our minds for ever.   


However, its not always the perfect kisses that are recorded to our memory, but at times the not so great ones, are hard to forget. I mean there is the FIRST kiss, the one when you are still young and always imagined it would be that great kiss you saw in all the movies you watched as you grew up (For me: "Pretty Women", when Richard Gere goes up the fire exit to give Julia Roberts her kiss). And then there is that moment, the boy or girl you like and you are just there and deep down you know you are about to kiss!! But then when your lips meet, you realize that you have no idea WHAT.THE.HELL you are doing. Your head is turning one way and your lips just don't know what to do and throughout the whole time your mind is just on overdrive cause you are finally getting your first kiss! Your stomach is turning in all directions and then you start to wonder what is he thinking?! When the kiss, slobber all over your lips (I'm sure), is over you look at each other and have that awkward moment, cause you honestly don't know what to do next. But once that's out of the way- you are in your room replaying over all the steps and you go ahead and think it's the perfect kiss (BEAT THAT JULIA ROBERTS!!). That is of course until you have your second kiss (better if its with someone new entirely)... and all of a sudden you realize the first one was horrible! 


That's the things about kisses, some suck, some are okay, some are forgettable and then you have your few that are UNFORGETTABLE. 


Monday, June 13, 2011

Evyz the Builder

Let me tell you what I am doing right now... I am trying to build a pantry!! So, first I go into a battle with the box, trying to open it and sort of curing underneath my breath as I rip the box open! Then I pull out all the parts of this pantry, then grab ALL the nails and screws and let me just say, there is a LOT of nails and screws!! At this point, I start to worry a little. I text "him" and kind of make it seem that maybe I wasn't so sure what I was getting myself into, but when I saw his confused happy look face via text, I realized I have to suck it up and show him that I am the kind of girl that can build shit!! Cause dammit, I have in the past, why can't I now?! Granted, this is a lot bigger than most small TV stands I would build way back when... but I mean, I GOT THIS!! So finally I get the instructions, first thing I see that I need, that is not included with the set is a hammer. Hmmm, where the hell do I get a hammer, this isn't even my place!!! So I go to the roommate and ask him if he has a hammer... guess what!! He doesn't! But he goes ahead and calls a friend that also lives in this building to bring back the hammer he borrowed a month ago. So now not only am I red by embarrassment, but I am wondering what guys do not own a hammer?! But don't worry, in the mean time as I wait for the poor guy to come to the apartment to bring the hammer, I am here blogging about my building experience. But don't worry, I assure you, I will get this done.. I might break a nail or two, which honestly upsets me since my nails are actually long for the first time in months, shoot maybe even years. But all of this, just to prove that whatever men can do I can do better!!! Why do I have to be such a feminist at times? I mean.. why can't I just be like most girls and be like "THIS IS TO HEAVY AND COMPLICATED!!" No... instead I decide to show off... but I will tell you my biggest concern... it's lifting the pantry up once I actually do build it... I think I will have to bother "his" roommate at that moment. But to all my fellow ladies, remember, we make this shit look good! The door bell just rang!!! Woo hoo... I am seconds from building a master piece! HA!! 

The Brand Joseph



Let me just tell you how I. Can't. With. This. Guy!! I mean I love him to death, but he at times believes to be the sun and all others are just the planets that move around him. He is, after all the center of the universe... didn't you know that? Ha! So now the sun, known to most as Joseph, or as I call him Jojo, if he isn't reading the newspaper about some new disease that he then diagnoses himself with that same sickness (cause he's a doctor on his time off), you could find him holding some kind of substance in his hands and being just a little bit (I am being to kind here) obnoxious. However, once he gets pass the obnoxious era and music surrounds him, is when he lets loose, gets a little crazy and excited and all of a sudden starts to jump around (this is his form of dancing). Now, if you want to dance with him, you will have to play the part and start jumping along with him, if you don't do this, simply move out of the way. And yes... You better believe, yours truly, was the dork jumping along side with him. Cause even through all his craziness (and he is the one ranked craziest out of the Troop) he generally is a great guy, who sings out loud to all sorts of songs and then one minute digs his nose in a book (one probably about marketing of some sort). But the reason I guess you could say he's my male best friend is because honestly he is the one person I can be my crazy self with, talk and rant about all sorts of shit and not once will he sit there bitch, and if he does bitch, he shuts up and just realizes I am this way and accepts it!! Because he knows I accept him and all his brand of Joseph. And truth be told, he was the first person I could honestly say I loved more than I could have ever imagined loving another being. So Jojo- here is to you... if I had Cliquot I'll be drinking it in your name. Keep doing your thing and know you always got me... 


Stay tuned for more random blogs on my friends, and as for my friends, ALL OF YOU BEWARE, with this is blog I will rant on a few things about ALL of you. 

Happy Birthday Captain Torch

Today is Chris Evans birthday... the talented young actor turns the big 3-0! And I am still going to call him YOUNG because dammit I am reaching his age before I know it (I can't even believe I admitted that). Anyways, but let me take this time not only to wish the actor a Happy Birthday but to go on and mention how he is starring in the Marvel movie Captain America as Mr. Captain America himself. Can I just ask if anyone else is a little bothered that "Johnny Storm- aka The Human Torch" from the other Marvel Movies Fantastic Four is now Captain America? I mean, I have nothing against Chris, I actually think he will be a great Captain America, but isn't there like tons of other actors that could play as a superhero? Channing Tatum would make a great superhero- he has tons of girls drooling over him as is and I mean have we not seen that mans biceps?? But hey, I am no talent director... what would I know!  However, my main dilemma is the following: Chris how could I day dream of you now? You will get me all confused, should I picture you as the crazy and funny Human Torch or as one of the most known superheroes of our time- Captain America? What is a girl to do? But don't worry Chris... you better believe, I am still going to be watching that movie (Captain America) when it comes out to the movie theatre nearest me... but throughout the whole film I will just see an upgrade of the Human Torch becoming Captain America!!! And yes, in my opinion it is an upgrade... it's Captain America!! But now seriously, there has to be other marvel comic movie fans out there that this bothers... it can't possibly only be me. Can it? 

She Has No Friends

I was browsing through E! online and I saw this photo on Jennifer Lopez and while I personally can't stand this woman, for two seconds I felt bad for her if she believed she looked good with this outfit. I mean, as Fio, Vero, and I would say- she has no friends!! Who would let her leave the house like that and worse get to a public area wearing this hot mess?! Why did she think those boots looked good with that outfit? Rule number one on fashion- don't match patterns together!! I mean all because you are wearing a snake pattern dress, does not mean that those snake pattern boots you have in the back of your closet will be perfect match for it! My only explanation for Jennifer is that her twins must be keeping her up all night and she was going through some delusion when she pulled out this outfit? And let's just hope her hubby was out singing somewhere, cause it would be wrong to think he'd let her leave the house like this... just saying.

El Mercadito

This is all I have to say right now- for the ones who live in Miami... go have Sunday Brunch at El Mercadito Midtown. Mexican food (which the food is great!!) and all you can drink! The mimosas there are just as great as there shrimp tacos. I totally recommened it... and go ahead and blame those mimosas for the reason into why I didn't blog yesterday... and the heat losing of course, but let's not get into that. Wouldn't want to go into a rant on how horrible we played yesterday... not going to get into it. Go check out this place!!

Here is the link: http://www.mercaditorestaurants.com/midtown/index.php

Saturday, June 11, 2011

The Diaz Men

Let me give you a little background of the men in my family and how they have a HUGE influence on my way of being. Let me just go ahead and say, since we are already good friends and eventually you will come to learn about this from me anyways... but I am a spoiled brat! I am so use to getting my way (especially with men) that when I don't I go a little crazy and just blurt out every little thought I am thinking. Which I guess is why some think I am crazy... but I swear the one to blame are the Diaz men... they are the ones that have always given me whatever I wanted and made me believe that women need (not should!) to be treated in this manner. And then to top it off, not only treated like this, but still not put up with there crap (which is where my bluntness comes in when something boys do bother me).


Let's talk about my baby cousin Jonathan (the one seen in the pictures below), who is way taller than me and only a month younger than I am... but still my baby cousin!! You see, there is not once that I do not go out with him that I just don't have a fabulous time and somehow always get my way... and I love that!! My father, is very much like that... I mean could be because I am his youngest daughter- the "baby" as he calls me... but because of these men, I guess the other men (the non- Diaz ones) that come walking into my life could blame them for my spoiled and attitude ways. I mean- honestly, it's not my fault!! I swear... ::Insert angel face here (yes I have one of those! I think)::

Pictures of the Night Before




Here are the pictures that I had promised... Yes, we did have two different outfits that night! LOL.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Advice for the Ladies

I hate how boys say women are complicated and make themselves to be non-complicated one. I mean, let's be realistic here... you guys are worse than us!! We at least make ourselves known, especially me! I mean I lay out all my feelings out on the table, I leave no chance of one getting confused... so then, WTF are you boys doing when you do the stupid things you do? But you know... my advice to the LADIES, go ahead, send him a message or two- let him know you are mad or disappointed and then just put the phone down, along with the ice cream carton, and call your girlfriends!! I promise you, the single ones, will always have plans of doing something and if they don't and you mention what an asshole HE is, they will make plans. Now while you make these plans, go jump in the shower, take a nice hot shower, come back and go ahead and be bold and wear the sexiest outfit you have (not the slutiest!!). After do you hair and make-up like you don't usually do it... and once you do all of this, make sure to take pictures, some alone but mostly all of them with your girls... take them with your cell phone (NONE IN THE BATHROOM!! That's just ridic). These pictures are to place on your Faebook or Twitter or even as your background to your phone, so it could be a reminder to him that you do have a life outside of him, just incase he forgot! After you are done and ready... go out to where ever your little heart  desires (or in this sense where your friends take you). Once there, have a drink or two, smile and eye a hottie... but don't get drunk and don't go have a one night stand either- you will only wake up hung over and looking over and regretting it. So go on, do this... it'll make you feel better when the asshole decides to pay mind... because deep down you know you didn't stay home, watch movies that would only make you realize love like that doesn't exist, and that you ate half of the junk food in your fridge.... nope instead you went out and had a good time (maybe if you weren't thinking of him so much- you might have had a great time!).


So now I am off to go follow my advice since "HE" has just gone straight out and annoyed me... I called my friends and I am going to start getting ready. I will make sure to post pictures of it!! Now, ladies... go get sexy and leave the chocolate bar behind, will ya?

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Advice for BOYS

Ok... so let me take this time to go on and hate a little on the opposite sex. You know, the ones who somehow think they are above us and can do as they please and not once stop to think of us... yea those assholes, those BOYS, cause I am not even going to lie and say men. Now, boys let me tell you of a little secret... you see while we women do have a lot of patience for when we like you and when we are in love- the tolerance of us putting up with bullshit is something else. BUT you see, this is where the secret comes in, we do eventually get tired of it. We one day realize how stupid we were to even have that much patience and then all of a sudden you boys just stop looking cute and are a little less funny. And then what happens is the following, you boys start to notice how we aren't paying attention and all of a sudden you realize how great we are... but most of the time it's to late and we are already bored of you, after all you really weren't that cute and your jokes were cheesy... So boys... to prevent this- don't be such assholes (don't be the nicest either, cause that bores us too), don't lie and don't break plans. Cause all you are doing is pushing us away and lets be serious here, deep down you don't want that.


And as for me, I would hate to toot my own horn- TOOT TOOT- and I know I might be a little crazy but when I care, I care to the max and you will be so lucky to have someone like me. Trust me in that.


So listen boys-pay attention... and give attention. #justsaying

The Prince Jake

Ok, I just need to go and mention this... Jake Gyllenhal... I mean I was never a die hard fan and yea I find him good looking- but that was that... and then he took on the role of Prince Daston in the movie Prince of Persia and well let's go ahead and say I am now a fan, a huge fan of him. To the point that I might start baking cakes on Dec. 19 just to celebrate such a beauty's birth. Okay well maybe not do all that, I could always leave that for when he is working in one of my films... cause I mean- I do dream big!!! But seriously what beauty... can he look like this in all of his upcoming films? I mean, I promise they will do great and I will go see every single one of them, sit front and center- Promise!! Well Jake... until we meet again and you will star in my movie, I will continue fantasizing you with this look. Thank you Disney for choosing such a great cast for such a fun film.

Let's Go Heat!!

So I admit I was a little disappointed of the movie Clash of the Titans because no Hottie took off his shirts. However, the movie was good!! So I don't think I minded that much that I didn't get to see Sam's God-Like body.


Anyways, it's 1:00pm and I skipped over breakfast all together and still haven't had lunch. Debating what to eat, but I know I will just look through the fridge a few times until I find something of one of my nieces, aka chicken nuggets, frozen pizza, ice cream etc. and just eat that.


Now- what is in today's schedule, one might ask? Well, all I know is that today one of my future ex-husbands has a basketball game... some of you might have heard of him... Dwayne Wade? Some basketball player that plays for the Heat. Incase you haven't heard of him I added a photo? Cuttie no? I'll invite you guys to the wedding! Anywho, let me stop talking about that... wouldn't want any one to get jealous. So as of now... that is all I have planned, the Heat Game!! Which I will most probably watch at his (his/he will always be the guy I am seeing- but technically not anything, we got that? His name will be shown the day it becomes something, other than that - we will just call him he.) friend's house... which I have to admit I have a great time every time we watch the game there.


Okay, so I will go ahead and blog a little more when I have some kind of frozen item in my stomach and I am a little happier. Cause at this moment my mind is on overdrive- thinking of one too many things and specifically one I should just STOP. Thinking. About.... Maybe the food would help that? Or maybe I should just text the girls (Vero and Fio). My therapists... that's probably why they think I am crazy? Hmmmm....

Movie Night

So these past few nights I have had sleepless nights, go figure!! Annoying, but a habit I tend to pick up quicker than crackhead in a crack house. So what are in my plans? Well... tonight's movie (yes, cause every night I spend it watching a movie of some sort) is going to be Clash of the TitansIt's on my OnDemand (which is really cool for any movie/show freaks like myself) and the actor Sam Worthington is a hottie and  I will try to hold back my drool as I am sure most of the men, including Sam himself, will be throughout the film shirtless showing off a God-like body (All of a sudden my fingers started typing quicker and this blog just seems that much longer). But hot men and their bodies is just one of the reasons why I am going to watch this movie!! Well let me just go on and admit it.... when it comes down to comic books and Mythology- I am a geek, a big geek. One that loves and knows a little to much of characters people have no idea about, aka Gambit, Harley Quinn... yea for those who have no ideas what I am talking about, maybe read a little bit of X-men and Batman here and there! Ha! I can't even pretend to not be a geek at times... It is what it is. So till the next one... I'm off to see Gods and I hope you lovelies have a great night. 
"You know you love me!"
XOXO
(OMG- I have always wanted to do that... sorry Gossip Girl!)



Wednesday, June 8, 2011

THE TROOP

Ok well I was just asked who the Troop was... so let me go ahead and give a brief description and also a visual of my crazy friends. 
Let's start (left to right) with Chachito (the one in gray, who thinks he looks badass) he is by far the most mature one of us and lets say that is saying a lot. He has a career and a name for himself in the life of production and well he always pulls through. Gotta love him. 

Then we have Fiorella, a bit bossy, but I blame that on her size... jajajaja... but truth be told she's my diary! And this little one protects me more than my mother. 

Now we have Joseph... the one I have forewarned all of you about! Now, while Fio might be my diary, this is the one person I can tell you knows me better than anyone and at the end of the day the one that truly brings a peace and calmness to me as quick as he takes it away. But I have to say from all of them, THEY ALL KNOW HE IS THE ONE I LOVE THE MOST... lol, why even lie? LOL. 

Then next is me... which with time you will come see what a great and wonderful and NORMAL girl I am... (I could already hear the Troop laughing at me just for even ever believing that). 

Last we have Veronica, the sweet girl who is antisocial. JAJAJA... But generally has great plans for herself. 

Well there you guys go... THE TROOP... Together we make a fun group and this is the family I guess you can say I chose. And keep an eye out for our music video... lol. Yes music video! 

Vacation time- again?

Ok- I must be crazy if I keep questioning why I SHOULDN'T go on this free one week cruise my sister just offered me!!! Ok ok, I know I just got back from Seattle like a week ago, today to be exact... but hey maybe it's time I catch up and have some bonding time with my sister and if its in a cruise that I must do this in... then it is a younger sister's obligation to go with her, right? I mean, I can't possibly let her down.


So.... Royal Caribbean Allure of the Seas, I will see you sooner than you think.


Oh the tough life a girl has to live nowadays....

Read at your own risk

I have been inspired to write today... go figure. I am writing webisodes for an upcoming project with my company Dream Big, which I run with my two best girlfriends... Fio and Vero. Start learning those names, cause I am sure they will be shown in future posts. And hey now that we are on the name game, let me mention the other two names you might read here and there... Cha (Chachito) which is another member of the Troop and then there is Joseph... yea that name I am sure you will see and read a few times. You might hear me curse him out and then one moment say how much I love the guy. We have one of those relationships... the ones no one gets, including ourselves. 


So here I am. Started my own blog. Hmmm, let's see how this goes. I guess for the ones who will actually be reading this, I hope you enjoy randomness. Cause the way I write and I am sure the way I will be blogging is the way this crazy mind of mine works... which is totally random! HAHA.  I am going to take this blog and just write about things that interest me, which is the following: Traveling, Production, Movies, TV, Music, Friends, Love, and LIFE. So basically every. little. thing. 


Welcome to randomness... cause after all, that's life... it's never planned out. This shit isn't no fairy tale.